Fable of a
Female Outfielder
Once
upon a time there was a baseball star
Her
name was Honey, and her manager, Garr.
The
team was average but don’t you know
Honey,
the right-field catcher, stole the show
Honey
was amazing, no ball could get past
And
she gave it her all, right to the last
She
ran so fast to chase them flies down
That
she became famous town after town
But,
alas, a new player came to the team
Garr
took one look and started to dream
Vinny
was a beauty and had her own glove
He
knew right then he was truly in love
He
posted his Vinny in Honey’s right field
When
questioned by the owner, he refused to yield.
During
the very next game Vinney showed her class
When
she dropped the ball and fell on her ass.
The
cry went up, “Get Honey back out!”
It
looked like the team would get their first rout.
But
when Garr, so smitten, refused to comply
The
others got angry and yelled, “Why, why?”
Pointing
his finger and speaking so gruff
The
owner was angry, and it wasn’t a bluff
He
said, “This won’t do. You’ve gone way
too far.
You
have to use Honey to catch flies, not Vinny, Garr.”
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