Stupid Cow Jokes
What do you call a cow that lives at the north pole? An Eskimoo.
How do cows pay their way? With moola.
Where do cows go when they get married? On honeymoooons.
What do they call a cow that lives off other without giving anything in return? A mooocher.
Where do cows stay when they travel? At moootels.
Where do cows go for entertainment? To the mooovies.
What do they call a call a cow that's overly affectionate? A smoooocher.
What do you call cows that make illegal booze? Moooonshiners.
What do cows wear in Hawaii? Moomoos.
