Hurray, Hurray
Hurray, Hurray, I’m going away
With the man in the little white coat.
This is how it began:
He picked me up for a ride one day
For a picnic I was told,
But his convertible’s top was down
And the January wind was cold.
Hurray, Hurray, I’m going away
With the man in the little white coat.
This is what happened:
I shivered, shook and quivered
And my nose spewed greenish snot.
Finally, he offered me a coat to wear
With long arms that tied in a knot.
Hurray, Hurray, I’m going away
With the man in the little white coat.
This is what I said:
“Your kindness overwhelms me, Sir.
But the knot is very tight.
My arms will not give an inch
When I pull with all of my might."
Hurray, Hurray, I’m going away
With the man in the little white coat.
This is what he did:
Turning to me, grinning like a cat,
He stepped handily on the gas.
Then he exclaimed joyfully,
"The County now owns your ass."
Hurray, Hurray, I’m going away
With the man in the little white coat.
This was my reaction:
“A rather fine car you have, Sir,
Though constructed rather surreal
I hope it gets us to the Farm
Before the evening meal.
Hurray, Hurray, I'm going away
With the man in the little white coat.
This is what he said:
"The wheels are square,
and the windshield's black.
You drive it crazy,
And it drives you back."
Hurry, Hurray, I’m going away
With the man in the little white coat.
Whoo, whoo!
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