Friday, March 25, 2016

What are the odds?

What Are The Odds?

     The burglar had a bag of loot at the back door.  But before he left he took a damp cloth and wiped down every surface he had touched.  Then he vacuumed all of the carpets and mopped the kitchen floor to get rid of any telltale evidence.  Thus, he made a clean get-a-way.
   
     There was a serial killer who always killed his victims by putting them in a freezer and setting the temperature at exactly one degree Fahrenheit.  After an exhaustive investigation, the authorities finally caught the guy and took him to trial.  And, wouldn't you know, when the verdict came in, he was found guilty of six counts of first degree murder.     

     The police were baffled by a burglar with an unusual modes operandi.  It seems the guy always opened all of the doors that were closed and closed all of the doors that were open before he left.  It took a while before they caught him but, when they did, they had no trouble convicting him.  Because it was an open-and-shut case.



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